#11. “My name is Salt”
#12. “If I’m not fed I’ll meow until my owner come out and feed me.”
#13. “My name is Colonel Mustard and I refused to be nice to my aunt, even though she came over to feed me my favorite food.”
#14. ” I really enjoy laying on the desktop keyboard, I enjoy it even more when I hit the right keys and print off 62 pages from an insurance website.”
#15. I got my head stuck in a trash bin lid trying to eat the plastic liner…
#16. “This is Jazz. Last night we left a pan of oil out in the kitchen and Jazz decided to take a bath in the oil.”
#17. “And everyone knows roombas work best at night.”
#18. “Hello my name is Yuki I am a carb addict. I chew through unattended bread bags and act dumb when Mum asks me what happened.”
#19. “It wasn’t me”
#20. “This is Astro. He needs to be shamed for eating my eye test certificate which was needed for my drivers license application.”
