#1 Knowing the right place to pat your cat.
#2 Never try to pet its belly.
#3 Knowing exactly when to stop.
#4 I’m sure you’re a pro at having one-way conversations.
#5 Sneeze as low as possible to avoid ruining your little friends day.
#6 Plan on eating your food without any intrusions.
#7 Your bed is not just your bed anymore.
#8 Compromising and making yourself believe that it was just a gesture of love.
#9 Believing that this stare does not mean your death.
#10 Knowing how to react when a cat suddenly makes your lap its couch.
