#11. Get pregnant, they said, you’ll look pretty, they said.
#12. Ask if the baby is here yet one more time…
#13. To pee or not to pee, that’s not a question.
#14. Waistline? What waistline?
#15. Help!!! I sat down and now I can’t get up.
#16. I was told there would be glowing.
#17. Eating for 2 — that’s rule #1.
#18. Everything becomes mission impossible.
#19. Believe it or not, snakes can be pregnant too.
#20. No, I am not obese.
