We Love Animals
Dogs

The Cuss Collar Will Translate Your Dog’s Barking Into Swear Words

If you have a dog who likes to bark a lot, you know how annoying it can be. What are they trying to tell you? Why won’t they just be quiet? Well, now you can make what can be an obnoxious situation into a hilarious one with the Cuss Collar, a dog collar that blurts out swear words every time your pup barks. I’ve never wanted anything for my dog more!

1. DON’T WORRY, IT DOESN’T HARM THE DOG.
The Cuss Collar isn’t a shock collar and doesn’t deliver any sensations to the dog at all. Instead, it’s basically just a collar with a mini speaker that’s activated when your dog barks, at which time it spits out a random curse word. It’s NOT intended to be an anti-barking device either, so don’t buy it thinking that’s what this is.

2. THERE ARE A VARIETY OF SWEAR WORDS TO DELIGHT YOUR EARS.
When your dog barks, you might hear anything from bullsh*t to f**k and more. You never know which one you’re going to get, which keeps things fun, right?

3. SPONSORED: THE BEST DATING/RELATIONSHIPS ADVICE ON THE WEB.
Check out Relationship Hero a site where highly trained relationship coaches get you, get your situation, and help you accomplish what you want. They help you through complicated and difficult love situations like deciphering mixed signals, getting over a breakup, or anything else you’re worried about. You immediately connect with an awesome coach on text or over the phone in minutes. Just click here…

4. YES, IT’S BASICALLY A $60 GAG GIFT.
But it’s a hilarious one, don’t you think? Your dog barks incessantly but now he also curses in human language? What’s not to love. Whether you have a dog yourself want to to use the Cuss Collar on your pet or you want to give it as a gift for someone with a yappy little furball, it’s a pretty awesome product.

5. IT’S SO POPULAR, IT’S CURRENTLY SOLD OUT.
The Cuss Collar is currently out of stock on the website, but you can sign up for updates on the website and they’ll let you know when it’s back in stock. Hopefully that will happen sooner than later because frankly, I’d like to order one myself. Fingers crossed!

Related posts

30 Silly And Funny Dogs Who Love Showing Off Their Smiles And Teeth

Carolyn Mullet

Man Goes To Heaven After Losing Cancer Battle And His Dog Decides To Follow Him

Carolyn Mullet

Dog Guards A Group Of Kids Crossing The Street Safe And Sound

Carolyn Mullet

10+ Ridiculous Dogs Who Are Convinced They’ve Found The Perfect Hiding Place

Carolyn Mullet

Hopeless Mom And Her 6 Newborn Puppies Wait For Someone To Save Them

Carolyn Mullet

20+ Weird Dogs Who Act Like Their Functions Are Broken

Carolyn Mullet

130-Pound Dog Steps Into His Forever Home For The First Time: Watch His Adorable Reaction

Carolyn Mullet

Cat And Puppy Best Friends Say Goodbye After Puppy Finds Forever Home

Carolyn Mullet

10 Cute Golden Retriever Pups Get Hooked Into The Fairy Tale That The Purple Dragon Reads For Them

Carolyn Mullet

Woman Attempts To Take A Cute Picture With Her Dog And The Result Goes Hilariously Wrong

Carolyn Mullet

Poor Pup Found Left Abandoned In Park With “FREE” Written On Her Fur

Carolyn Mullet

Dog Finds A Box Of Abandoned Kittens And Becomes The Best Foster Dad

Carolyn Mullet