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10 Terrible Cat Jokes That May Make You Cringe

We all can use a little laugh now and then, and sometimes all you need is some catty jokes to save the day. Below are 10 cat jokes that failed to impress the majestic creature, but some of us may find them bearable… somehow!

Thanks jokes4us.com forthese cat-themed funny jokes!

#1 One of my neighbors owns several cats. On a recent visit, she introduced them to me: “That’s Astrophe, that’s Erpillar, that’s Aract, that’s Alogue.”


“Where on earth did you get such unusual names?” I asked.
“Oh, those are their last names,” she explained. “Their first names are Cat.”

#2 What do you call a cat in a station wagon?


A car-pet.

#3 What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?


Why, a catastrophe, of course!

#4 A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a cat sitting next to him.


“Are you a cat?” asked the man, surprised.
“Yes,” the cat replied.
“What are you doing at the movies??” the man asked.
“Well,” said the cat. “I liked the book.”

#5 Since my cat is getting old, I’m gonna start calling him by a new name…


GrandPAW.

#6 My kitten was having trouble watching her Blu-Ray.


Turns out she just had the movie on paws.

#7 How is cat food sold?


Usually purr can.

#8 What did the cat say when he lost all his money?


“I’m paw!”

#9 What is a French cat’s favorite pudding?


Chocolate mousse!

#10 What is cleverer than a talking cat?


A spelling bee!

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