#11 “This is the face my kitten gives me when I walk too slow and he has to stop to wait for me.”
#12 “Can I just have one piece?”
#13 Me: “There are a lot of mosquitos, we’re going back home. And don’t look at me with your sad eyes!”
Him:
#14 “My pup used to ride like this in the car because he thought the car meant he was going to the vet.”
#15 When you tell your friends they can help themselves:
#16 “Jack thinks I got another dog and is sad. All I did was sweep the floors for the first time in 3 days.”
#17 “My dog gets visibly upset every time I put on socks because he knows I’m getting ready to leave for work and even though it’s sad, it makes me happy that he loves me so much.”
#18 “Sorry, it’s raining again. I can’t do anything about it.”
#19 Don’t watch TV with easily-impressed cats.
#20 “I can’t say No”
