#16. Oh hey…you’re home early.
#17. I want to go outside and stay indoors, you must hold the door open in 5 minutes while I decide.
#18. Boss, I need a raise. My wife had nine children yesterday.
#19. Play with yarn, no one notices. Play with the hamster, everyone loses their minds!
#20. If I knock over the trash can, they will have to get up and feed me.
#21. When someone tells me to sit like a lady.
#22. Dude…What…What if there’s more to life than treats and catnip?
#23. I packed you a lunch for school. I hope you like it.
#24. I need dis!
#25. I hate that part of the morning where I have to get out of bed.
#26. Admit it… I had you at meow.
#27. Something, something dark side.
#28. I bet that cat doesn’t even game, it’s just doing it for attention.
#29. The difference between cats and dogs.
#30. I don’t always get under the covers, but when I do, you’re trying to make the bed.
